Cafe Pateero is a restraunt for the family.
|South Park location|
|House Number||127 Dixie Way|
|First||Coon and Friends: The Dark World|
|Times||Too many to be counted|
It has a car park and the buliding is in the front. It has a fairly fancy and appealing Exterior design and is considered to be one of the most fancy cafe places in town until it was destroyed.
- 2011: The Red Russian Robot destroyed it.